Alaina Urquhart
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Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
And then he's going to drown me in a river.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
I hope he drowns me in the river.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
I think part of it, though, is that he chains you up with his chains.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
Because he has chains all around him.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
So I think he chains your ass up so you can't move.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
A good little child snack.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
So this dude is legitimately the ghost of a rich Satan-worshipping...
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
Fucking scarecrow-dressing motherfucker who died by getting struck by lightning.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
And now he's just... Whilst eating a boy.