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Alaina Urquhart

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756 total appearances

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Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

A barber?

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Yeah.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

No, the Sweetie Todd.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Oh, I was like, no, he's a butcher.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

You're like, no, I'm looking at it right now.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Put some in the pies.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

And I like that he was like, so you took it a little far with butchering these three kids and trying to cook them up with some salt.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

But now, I think you are good for this position I have opened up where you can dole out just some light punishment to children instead of butchering them.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Just a quick, quick punishment.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Like, wow.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

He's lucky to get that job.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

That is very metal.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

So metal.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

This whole thing is so metal.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Yours went amazing.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

So basically, I mean, America has kind of made Christmas and the holiday season this like jolly, you know, super chill time where you just get anxiety about buying presents and material things.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

And then over in Europe, they're like keeping things metal as fuck.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

And they are just like, we're going to keep it real.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

The shit started dark as fuck and we're going to keep it that way.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

But I love that they kept it in the straight up like the holidays are scary.