Alaina Urquhart
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Podcast Appearances
Billy got out of the Jeep and he walked up to me and said, are you okay?
Well, it turns out all the color had drained from my face and I looked like I could give Snow White a run for her money with that ivory ass complexion.
And Billy simply says, you guys have no idea what kind of dark shit you can open yourself up to by going to a place like that.
I simply stood there and waited for Mike to return with Erin.
Thankfully, they both came out of the building alive.
I didn't have to put the smack down on Mike.
Now, I know what you're thinking.
Well, joke's on you fuckers.
So we jump in the Jeep and Mike drives off.
The next thing we know, he takes a single left turn and we find ourselves lost in a cornfield.
Okay, that's not so weird.
People get lost in cornfields all the time.