Alaina Urquhart

We're at the third night.

Fucking third night.

It's coming.

Similar to Josh and his friends, we enjoyed imbibing the alcoholic beverage every now and again.

However, we weren't idiots like his friends.

Good for you.

We were very mindful of everything because we were at a very family-friendly campground.

Oh, that was nice of you.

Yeah, and technically you're not supposed to drink in state parks in Pennsylvania, so we would hide the empties either in coolers or in an opaque garbage bag.

We also didn't, you know, taunt any potential axe murderers or get into any epic brawl.

Good for you.

So the last night we were there, we still had a lot of booze, so we decided to get after it a bit.

Let's get after it.

I don't smoke anymore, but some of my friends do, so they enjoyed some of that.

And then, oh, we had the Vampire Weekend Pandora channel playing quietly in the background.

You just took me back.

That is delicious.

i used to love the shins yes uh that that pandora channel yes is really a plus do you know that papa got me ad free pandora wow that he's a g he really was yeah um wow oh pandora i'm gonna listen to vampire weekend my art teacher used to let one person put their phone on the like she had this like big stereo thing that you could put your phone on top of and it would like play music and she always let me put my pandora channel on we used to use pandora in the morgue

oh yeah like a playlist fucking pandora yeah oh wow so it was a lovely final evening just sitting around the fire drinking relaxing chatting listening to pandora it was after 10 at this point so that's technically quiet hours but we were being respectful of the other people camping not being loud when all of a sudden a flashlight shines towards us and then another we freeze briefly and josh whispers it's

God damn it, Josh.