Alaina
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635 appearances
4 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard May 2025
Alaina’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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They're like, Jesus and Mary are over here. They came in. They're like, let's go. They're joining the ring of sin, whatever it was.
That's how fun math starts. Jesus and Mary are here, you say?
So for the next hundred years, people in Germany and surrounding countries would periodically fall into these trances and manias.
Yeah. In 1491, this is literally my favorite thing ever, by the way. In 1491, several residents of a nunnery, here we go, in the Habsburg Netherlands were overcome with the compulsion to dance. But this time, it wasn't just dancing. So there were some that just like were getting their groove on. And then they would also be accompanied by instances of none. Hold on to your habits. Oh no.
They would climb trees and behave like cats. What? And they would all meow together.
Climbing up trees. in a full habit like that's all i'm thinking of is like full nun gear just like lifting a tree just be like i love it um also in this delirium it gets it gets racy because they would sexually proposition the pretty good iconic and then it got better Because the priests were like, no, no. And they would call exorcists to be like, clearly this demon's afoot.
And when the exorcists would come, the nuns would sexually proposition the exorcist. Stop. I'm obsessed with it. I don't know why I love it so much. Let them live. Let them live. Yeah. Like... And like the people in 11th century Germany, the nun's affliction was believed to be a curse, obviously, brought by St. Vitus.
And it was apparently supposed to be in response to the supposed moral laxity and split from the church of the period.
Here it comes. So that's what that – and I guess other supernatural suspects in the case that were brought up were St. John the Baptist, demons as a whole. Of course. Any demon will do. The hierarchy of demons. And Satan himself. Oh, shit. Which apparently some of the nuns, while they were sexually propositioning the priests and the exorcists and not getting any – they were getting pushback.
They were like, well, that's fine because I have also fucked Satan. Whoa.
Yeah, they were literally, I don't, probably not like that. Not exactly.
Maybe. They've had relations with the devil.
Basically. Yeah, so they were claiming it. Like, let's go, girls.
That's a great question. I don't think they were exiled.
But perhaps they were. I feel like when you said you fucked the devil, I feel like that's your time to step out. Skirt out.
I don't think they're going to find a new path in life. Yeah. I don't think you get like, this is one strike. Yeah. That kind of thing. Now, in the 15th century in German, this is another nunnery because this is awesome. Yeah. One nun started biting the others. Was she dancing first? No dancing involved.
She was not one of the cat nuns. This is a different nunnery. So she starts biting the other nuns. And then they were all like, wow, that sucks. Like, don't do that. And then after a while...
direct quote on the record that sucks stop doing that and then one of them was like well i guess i'll just bite you back which like i care yeah like if she's still biting don't bite me bite her back yeah and one of them bit her back and then they all started biting each other and then they were just rapidly biting you like all of them just started biting each other biting the priests
Oh, and they brought the pieces.
I feel like dancing may not have been a part of this one. It might have just been a biting scenario.
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