Alaina

I'm kind of loving having a ghost as like our color commentator here. Yeah. Like we're already in the middle of nowhere, but G4 is on the border of the camp. It's about 100 yards away from all the other girls' cabins. Not only was that royally fucked, but also it was just giving, you know, possibly Ted Bundy's shack.

I'm kind of loving having a ghost as like our color commentator here. Yeah. Like we're already in the middle of nowhere, but G4 is on the border of the camp. It's about 100 yards away from all the other girls' cabins. Not only was that royally fucked, but also it was just giving, you know, possibly Ted Bundy's shack.

It was a cabin with a long path down to it, and the trees around it just blocked any light. This is where Nicole wanted to hide. I mean, smart. It is smart. Like, fuck to the no, but what could I do but go with her? Like, I didn't want to die, but I also didn't want to let her die alone, so I followed her. Good friend. That is good friend. That is good friend. That is good friend. Good job.

It was a cabin with a long path down to it, and the trees around it just blocked any light. This is where Nicole wanted to hide. I mean, smart. It is smart. Like, fuck to the no, but what could I do but go with her? Like, I didn't want to die, but I also didn't want to let her die alone, so I followed her. Good friend. That is good friend. That is good friend. That is good friend. Good job.

You did friend well. Once we got to Satan's lair, which is slightly ironic. Satan's lair. Which is slightly ironic because we were at a literal church camp. We just waited. At one point, a branch snapped to our far left and I lost my shit and basically started crying. But that was just the beginning of the fun. Nicole, being the brave, witchy badass that she was, went to investigate.

You did friend well. Once we got to Satan's lair, which is slightly ironic. Satan's lair. Which is slightly ironic because we were at a literal church camp. We just waited. At one point, a branch snapped to our far left and I lost my shit and basically started crying. But that was just the beginning of the fun. Nicole, being the brave, witchy badass that she was, went to investigate.

So I stood there for upwards of five minutes by myself, just praying that God wouldn't let me die like this and that my parents knew I loved them if I happened to die like this. And then I heard someone singing close by. I couldn't see anything and I didn't know where it was coming from. It sounded like it was one voice coming from all around me. Fuck that.

So I stood there for upwards of five minutes by myself, just praying that God wouldn't let me die like this and that my parents knew I loved them if I happened to die like this. And then I heard someone singing close by. I couldn't see anything and I didn't know where it was coming from. It sounded like it was one voice coming from all around me. Fuck that.

And it was that song, that one super fucking creepy song that goes, ding dong, I know you can hear me open up the door. I only want to Play a little. Ew. I know that song, obviously. Evidently. Obviously. It's like, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. It's kind of very creepy. It sure does, and you just keep singing it. So I began, I think it's like a TikTok sound. Is it? Yeah. I'm pretty sure.

And it was that song, that one super fucking creepy song that goes, ding dong, I know you can hear me open up the door. I only want to Play a little. Ew. I know that song, obviously. Evidently. Obviously. It's like, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. It's kind of very creepy. It sure does, and you just keep singing it. So I began, I think it's like a TikTok sound. Is it? Yeah. I'm pretty sure.

I'm pretty sure. What is it? It's like an old song. And so I began turning in circles, desperately trying to find out what the fuck, who the fuck, why the fuck. Needless to say, I'm on the verge of a panic attack when someone puts their hand on my shoulder. No, I've never screamed louder in my entire life. Do you think it was God? I turn around and it's Molly. Oh, close. Molly.

I'm pretty sure. What is it? It's like an old song. And so I began turning in circles, desperately trying to find out what the fuck, who the fuck, why the fuck. Needless to say, I'm on the verge of a panic attack when someone puts their hand on my shoulder. No, I've never screamed louder in my entire life. Do you think it was God? I turn around and it's Molly. Oh, close. Molly.

And Nicole starts laughing somewhere and she walks out of the goddamn cabin saying that I should have seen my face. Oh, it's honestly super funny now because I'm a scaredy cat, lol. And I still have no fucking clue how Nicole pulled off getting into the cabin without me seeing or hearing her. But anyways, those are my stories about how my souls left my body twice at a Christian summer camp.

And Nicole starts laughing somewhere and she walks out of the goddamn cabin saying that I should have seen my face. Oh, it's honestly super funny now because I'm a scaredy cat, lol. And I still have no fucking clue how Nicole pulled off getting into the cabin without me seeing or hearing her. But anyways, those are my stories about how my souls left my body twice at a Christian summer camp.

I love you guys so incredibly much and I hope you enjoyed my whack ass story. I did. Keep it weird and take it away, Ash.

I love you guys so incredibly much and I hope you enjoyed my whack ass story. I did. Keep it weird and take it away, Ash.

That's true.

That's true.

I don't know. Zaina, those were awesome stories. I loved those. I loved them. I'm sorry that our Damon thinks that you're pathetic for not wanting to stay in G4. I know. I think it meant all of the campers, not just you. Yeah, he definitely thought everybody was. We speak for him. Yeah. We're friends.

I don't know. Zaina, those were awesome stories. I loved those. I loved them. I'm sorry that our Damon thinks that you're pathetic for not wanting to stay in G4. I know. I think it meant all of the campers, not just you. Yeah, he definitely thought everybody was. We speak for him. Yeah. We're friends.