Alan Carr

It's the first time I'd ever driven a four-wheel drive thing.

Yeah.

And driving along and Katie, my wife, says, I think we're quite close to the edge here.

And I was going, oh, ridiculous.

Oh.

driven before like this and the whole once the wheel went over the edge it was so heavy this car that it went in a ditch so then we're at an angle like this rain's coming down the wipers again i was thinking this couldn't get much worse could it i haven't even seen a turtle and then i

I opened the door, got out to have a look at it, and the dog started barking and ran up the road at us.

We were really frightened of it.

I love dogs, but this dog was the scariest dog I've ever seen.

So then we got back in the car with the dog at the window.

This could be my worst trip.

Anyway, I put it in reverse, and it just backed straight out of the ditch.

That was the highlight of the trip.

I was very impressed.

You didn't run over the dog.

No, no, we drove away at high speed.

Do you think it had rabies?

Possibly.

It had something wrong with it.

And then we went to a restaurant and it rained so hard, the rain was landing outside the restaurant, bouncing off the road and coming in onto our table.