Alan Carr

We're in Antigua.

As we checked into the hotel in Antigua with the family, we heard someone further along the reception desk going, the whole hotel's riddled with it.

And we thought... And then they were saying, you shouldn't be checking any more people in.

As we were checking in.

Yeah.

And it turned out that the entire hotel had norovirus.

And what's more...

So many of the staff who work at the hotel also work at other hotels or live with people who work at other hotels.

The whole island.

It's a beautiful place.

They're another thing.

Anyway, Ronan Keaton appears.

And I had a little chat with Ronan and his partners with him.

And she was so good looking.

I mean, I couldn't.

Paperback's coming out in June.

Yeah.

June of this year.

i wrote down everything i could remember about my mum i lost my mum when i was six so i wrote down everything i could think of i'd done a creative writing course which is a fantastic experience being a mature student was amazing

because I really wasted my time at university when I was the right age.