Alan Shearer

Alan's doing another double?

Is he feeling all right?

I've got Borla League training.

I've got some tactics I need to do honest to go well they need to do a bit of training your team the way you've performed I'd say after we got beat by Alan last year if we get beat by you this season I'm retiring I can't bear it the amount of time and effort and energy I've put into that thing for you to beat us first game honestly I wanted to cry

It's like a health scout working quietly in the background.

No screen, no constant pings, just deeper insight into your health when you actually need it.

No.

No?

No, he was better than me at everything else, though.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

Natural talent was, like, ridiculous.

When we saw him come in and score that goal at Everton Arsenal, wasn't it?

That was the start of something incredibly special.

He was brilliant at everything, actually.

I know I joked about...

being a better goal scorer, but his goal scoring, all types of goals, all of them, tap-ins, 30-yarders, headers, you said strong as they come

Gazza?

for that for three hours on the train.