Alan Shearer

Always been exemplary.

Absolutely superb.

I think, I don't know, but I guess there's a lot of rumours about him still staying in the Premier League this season.

Spurs are in for him if you read the...

read the reports now that they're safe from relegation.

Was that a superstition?

How times have changed from our time?

Cards, books, to consoles, to telephones, iPads, computers.

Well, you take with you this incredible book full of notes, full of players, the teams, the players, everything, where they've played, how they've played.

You need that.

Yeah.

Do they have the paper in between each clothing item, do you?

A lot easier on the core comms, though.

Not many people see you, don't do the interview, so you can wear what you want.

Honestly, it's like watching someone slowly turn into a different person.

You're not you when you're hungry.

Classic.

Remember Tamuri Kitbaya?

And he wanted to prove a point to the manager that he should be in the team and he scored the goal and whipped his shirt off and threw it into the Gallagher end and started absolutely smashing the advertising board, volleying it, didn't he?

Full-on volley.