Alaska Thunderfuck

You know I must. They must be somewhere. They're like the OG. And it was like a face. The eyes, nose, mouth on a white t-shirt. And just like blue eyeshadow. And that was it. And... And then it was like we did a yellow eyeshadow edition and like that's it. There are very few of those out there, but those are OG. I don't even know if I have any.

Yes. But the problem there is that it also takes all your money to do that.

Yes. But the problem there is that it also takes all your money to do that.

Yes. But the problem there is that it also takes all your money to do that.

So drag is like a conundrum because it costs a lot of money. Like we have a song in the musical called Drag is Expensive because it fucking is. And so you have to ride the line of like, okay, when I was first starting out, it was like, I'm getting paid, you know, $100 to do this. So that means I have to make sure I'm not spending more than that to get there. Yeah. To where all the things that...

So drag is like a conundrum because it costs a lot of money. Like we have a song in the musical called Drag is Expensive because it fucking is. And so you have to ride the line of like, okay, when I was first starting out, it was like, I'm getting paid, you know, $100 to do this. So that means I have to make sure I'm not spending more than that to get there. Yeah. To where all the things that...

So drag is like a conundrum because it costs a lot of money. Like we have a song in the musical called Drag is Expensive because it fucking is. And so you have to ride the line of like, okay, when I was first starting out, it was like, I'm getting paid, you know, $100 to do this. So that means I have to make sure I'm not spending more than that to get there. Yeah. To where all the things that...

I'm required to wear to do drag. Luckily, I wore a bunch of garbage. So that's the business savvy that we're here to espouse.

I'm required to wear to do drag. Luckily, I wore a bunch of garbage. So that's the business savvy that we're here to espouse.

I'm required to wear to do drag. Luckily, I wore a bunch of garbage. So that's the business savvy that we're here to espouse.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, the Blue Moon was special. And I've never had, like, a show structured like this. Andy, who was the owner and the manager... Believed in us and wanted the bar to not have a cover charge ever. So he gave us a chunk of $500, which we could use as we saw fit. There were three of us, usually four of us, but sometimes three of us.

Well, the Blue Moon was special. And I've never had, like, a show structured like this. Andy, who was the owner and the manager... Believed in us and wanted the bar to not have a cover charge ever. So he gave us a chunk of $500, which we could use as we saw fit. There were three of us, usually four of us, but sometimes three of us.

Well, the Blue Moon was special. And I've never had, like, a show structured like this. Andy, who was the owner and the manager... Believed in us and wanted the bar to not have a cover charge ever. So he gave us a chunk of $500, which we could use as we saw fit. There were three of us, usually four of us, but sometimes three of us.

And so we would take that and then we would like hire a guest to do it. We'd each get like $100 or $125, which was amazing. No cover charge. So all our friends could come. They'd get drunk on four locos and we could do whatever we wanted. I've never had a show like this ever since where it was structured like that. And I'm so grateful for that because it was such freedom creatively.

And so we would take that and then we would like hire a guest to do it. We'd each get like $100 or $125, which was amazing. No cover charge. So all our friends could come. They'd get drunk on four locos and we could do whatever we wanted. I've never had a show like this ever since where it was structured like that. And I'm so grateful for that because it was such freedom creatively.

And so we would take that and then we would like hire a guest to do it. We'd each get like $100 or $125, which was amazing. No cover charge. So all our friends could come. They'd get drunk on four locos and we could do whatever we wanted. I've never had a show like this ever since where it was structured like that. And I'm so grateful for that because it was such freedom creatively.

$40? Something like that. Something like that? Yeah. And so all the other stuff, I mean, selling T-shirts and making music and, you know, all of those things like that. No one was buying it.