Alec Baldwin

So I took a picture of her texting. Oh, that's funny. I thought she goes, oh, I do look cute. She thought I was like. Oh, get out of there. And I was like, okay. Get out of there. Split that chick.

So I took a picture of her texting. Oh, that's funny. I thought she goes, oh, I do look cute. She thought I was like. Oh, get out of there. And I was like, okay. Get out of there. Split that chick.

So I took a picture of her texting. Oh, that's funny. I thought she goes, oh, I do look cute. She thought I was like. Oh, get out of there. And I was like, okay. Get out of there. Split that chick.

Really good joke writers. If you could help me out, that'd be great.

Really good joke writers. If you could help me out, that'd be great.

Really good joke writers. If you could help me out, that'd be great.

I need a tag for this joke. All right. All right. So, I don't want to do the whole bit, but, like, the premise is really, like, women, like, not wearing bras, like, it hurts not to look. When they're coming down the street, like, you have to look away. I don't think women know it hurts to not look. Right.

I need a tag for this joke. All right. All right. So, I don't want to do the whole bit, but, like, the premise is really, like, women, like, not wearing bras, like, it hurts not to look. When they're coming down the street, like, you have to look away. I don't think women know it hurts to not look. Right.

I need a tag for this joke. All right. All right. So, I don't want to do the whole bit, but, like, the premise is really, like, women, like, not wearing bras, like, it hurts not to look. When they're coming down the street, like, you have to look away. I don't think women know it hurts to not look. Right.

And then I do this thing, like, imagine if all men walked around with, like, adorable puppies, like, sticking out their bras you couldn't look at. Mm-hmm. And, like, not, like, they're kind of, like, weird. They want to bite your hand. Kind of adorable. Like, not rescue. It's, like, actual adorable puppies. And then they walk on high heels so they get more in your face. And they put glitter on.

And then I do this thing, like, imagine if all men walked around with, like, adorable puppies, like, sticking out their bras you couldn't look at. Mm-hmm. And, like, not, like, they're kind of, like, weird. They want to bite your hand. Kind of adorable. Like, not rescue. It's, like, actual adorable puppies. And then they walk on high heels so they get more in your face. And they put glitter on.

And then I do this thing, like, imagine if all men walked around with, like, adorable puppies, like, sticking out their bras you couldn't look at. Mm-hmm. And, like, not, like, they're kind of, like, weird. They want to bite your hand. Kind of adorable. Like, not rescue. It's, like, actual adorable puppies. And then they walk on high heels so they get more in your face. And they put glitter on.

We put glitter on them, you know, for us. Yeah. And then I go, and then I go, I'm like, oh no, my whole point doesn't fall out. It'd be so bad if one fell out. And the tag I've been doing is, if you looked at them, you can get fired from your job or like, like I had no tag on it.

We put glitter on them, you know, for us. Yeah. And then I go, and then I go, I'm like, oh no, my whole point doesn't fall out. It'd be so bad if one fell out. And the tag I've been doing is, if you looked at them, you can get fired from your job or like, like I had no tag on it.

We put glitter on them, you know, for us. Yeah. And then I go, and then I go, I'm like, oh no, my whole point doesn't fall out. It'd be so bad if one fell out. And the tag I've been doing is, if you looked at them, you can get fired from your job or like, like I had no tag on it.

Oh yeah, if you try to pet one, you could get fired from your job. Yeah. I go to the restroom, you have to figure that out.

Oh yeah, if you try to pet one, you could get fired from your job. Yeah. I go to the restroom, you have to figure that out.

Oh yeah, if you try to pet one, you could get fired from your job. Yeah. I go to the restroom, you have to figure that out.

Eyes up here. All of the puppies is more...

Eyes up here. All of the puppies is more...