Alec Baldwin

Eyes up here. All of the puppies is more...

like a good visual it's hard to not look at puppies right the feeling is more like how you're like oh my god look at that puppy like you know like want to grab it or that's true yeah i have to touch it i have to bite it yeah it's like the tag i'm always running to the tag i'm like that's not the right tag it's wrong if you look at them like are they are they friendly yeah it's not like

like a good visual it's hard to not look at puppies right the feeling is more like how you're like oh my god look at that puppy like you know like want to grab it or that's true yeah i have to touch it i have to bite it yeah it's like the tag i'm always running to the tag i'm like that's not the right tag it's wrong if you look at them like are they are they friendly yeah it's not like

like a good visual it's hard to not look at puppies right the feeling is more like how you're like oh my god look at that puppy like you know like want to grab it or that's true yeah i have to touch it i have to bite it yeah it's like the tag i'm always running to the tag i'm like that's not the right tag it's wrong if you look at them like are they are they friendly yeah it's not like

Purebred? Yeah. Purebred! Purebred. It's kind of like what ends the whole story. This is the end and we're moving on.

Purebred? Yeah. Purebred! Purebred. It's kind of like what ends the whole story. This is the end and we're moving on.

Purebred? Yeah. Purebred! Purebred. It's kind of like what ends the whole story. This is the end and we're moving on.

Oh, wet puppy contest.

Oh, wet puppy contest.

Oh, wet puppy contest.

It's like if it could escalate to like... because the the idea that like and if you like stare at like a emoji like you get like in real trouble like there's some escalated thing about looking at these puppies if there was something that was like funny they get older like that left one looks kind of right

It's like if it could escalate to like... because the the idea that like and if you like stare at like a emoji like you get like in real trouble like there's some escalated thing about looking at these puppies if there was something that was like funny they get older like that left one looks kind of right

It's like if it could escalate to like... because the the idea that like and if you like stare at like a emoji like you get like in real trouble like there's some escalated thing about looking at these puppies if there was something that was like funny they get older like that left one looks kind of right

Yeah, this is... She takes your seat in heaven or something? Something where she gets your... Move that to heaven. Yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, this is... She takes your seat in heaven or something? Something where she gets your... Move that to heaven. Yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, this is... She takes your seat in heaven or something? Something where she gets your... Move that to heaven. Yes, yes, yes.

Flight. Let's wrap up. Wait, can I just give one more? Please. We can cut this. No, but like I do think where the audience is like horrified. We're not cutting it. We're keeping it all in, you piece of shit. All right. I like really tiny legs. And, like, I've talked about it on stage.

Flight. Let's wrap up. Wait, can I just give one more? Please. We can cut this. No, but like I do think where the audience is like horrified. We're not cutting it. We're keeping it all in, you piece of shit. All right. I like really tiny legs. And, like, I've talked about it on stage.

Flight. Let's wrap up. Wait, can I just give one more? Please. We can cut this. No, but like I do think where the audience is like horrified. We're not cutting it. We're keeping it all in, you piece of shit. All right. I like really tiny legs. And, like, I've talked about it on stage.

Like, and I... One way I would do it would be, like, I could do a really realistic TED Talk about a guy who was, like, in a motorcycle crash, like, 20 years ago. And he's like, well, when I saw the sand in the road... And then, like, one time I tried saying, like, I lost my legs, but there was, like, a 12-year-old Korean girl. The donor was, like, a match or whatever. But it's, like, a TED Talk.