Alec Baldwin

Like, and I... One way I would do it would be, like, I could do a really realistic TED Talk about a guy who was, like, in a motorcycle crash, like, 20 years ago. And he's like, well, when I saw the sand in the road... And then, like, one time I tried saying, like, I lost my legs, but there was, like, a 12-year-old Korean girl. The donor was, like, a match or whatever. But it's, like, a TED Talk.

Like, and I... One way I would do it would be, like, I could do a really realistic TED Talk about a guy who was, like, in a motorcycle crash, like, 20 years ago. And he's like, well, when I saw the sand in the road... And then, like, one time I tried saying, like, I lost my legs, but there was, like, a 12-year-old Korean girl. The donor was, like, a match or whatever. But it's, like, a TED Talk.

Like, what am I... Is there a way to this bit where I'm doing a TED Talk... Those are tiny. I know.

Like, what am I... Is there a way to this bit where I'm doing a TED Talk... Those are tiny. I know.

Like, what am I... Is there a way to this bit where I'm doing a TED Talk... Those are tiny. I know.

It gets a laugh. Woody in Toy Story. I've said that. Woody in Toy Story. But I've tried a few different ways and it's like sometimes... Wait, what are you trying to say? Well, it's really just like the joke is going to be within like the TED Talk, I think. Uh-huh. The story would be like kind of funny, but... All right, I lied. Let's cut this.

It gets a laugh. Woody in Toy Story. I've said that. Woody in Toy Story. But I've tried a few different ways and it's like sometimes... Wait, what are you trying to say? Well, it's really just like the joke is going to be within like the TED Talk, I think. Uh-huh. The story would be like kind of funny, but... All right, I lied. Let's cut this.

It gets a laugh. Woody in Toy Story. I've said that. Woody in Toy Story. But I've tried a few different ways and it's like sometimes... Wait, what are you trying to say? Well, it's really just like the joke is going to be within like the TED Talk, I think. Uh-huh. The story would be like kind of funny, but... All right, I lied. Let's cut this.

There's no like smart bit here. It's just I have tiny legs and when I do this, it's very funny because it's visually I'm like my legs don't work. Yes, a handicap. So, it's like it's a visual. Well, what's the TED Talk? That's just like I could do a very realistic one that I don't like I was in a wheelchair for 20 years. Oh. They've atrophied. I see, I see.

There's no like smart bit here. It's just I have tiny legs and when I do this, it's very funny because it's visually I'm like my legs don't work. Yes, a handicap. So, it's like it's a visual. Well, what's the TED Talk? That's just like I could do a very realistic one that I don't like I was in a wheelchair for 20 years. Oh. They've atrophied. I see, I see.

There's no like smart bit here. It's just I have tiny legs and when I do this, it's very funny because it's visually I'm like my legs don't work. Yes, a handicap. So, it's like it's a visual. Well, what's the TED Talk? That's just like I could do a very realistic one that I don't like I was in a wheelchair for 20 years. Oh. They've atrophied. I see, I see.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even hawking. I do heavy squats. Like it's unbelievable. Come on. Really? They just get tighter. They just get tighter. And it's also, you know the rip of like when you first start working out how much it hurts? Every week, same, just agony. Ironically, this joke doesn't have legs. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even hawking. I do heavy squats. Like it's unbelievable. Come on. Really? They just get tighter. They just get tighter. And it's also, you know the rip of like when you first start working out how much it hurts? Every week, same, just agony. Ironically, this joke doesn't have legs. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even hawking. I do heavy squats. Like it's unbelievable. Come on. Really? They just get tighter. They just get tighter. And it's also, you know the rip of like when you first start working out how much it hurts? Every week, same, just agony. Ironically, this joke doesn't have legs. Yeah.

all right okay i'll put a better one next week let's uh yeah let's uh plug you guys tour you guys want to see some more of that yeah no there'll be no leg joke there or if you're in uh brooklyn i'm also going to be in if people go to my website and put in your zip code i have to figure out where i want to go and if people let me know where they are that's a good idea because the emails that's the way to go now with emails yeah exactly are you on punch up

all right okay i'll put a better one next week let's uh yeah let's uh plug you guys tour you guys want to see some more of that yeah no there'll be no leg joke there or if you're in uh brooklyn i'm also going to be in if people go to my website and put in your zip code i have to figure out where i want to go and if people let me know where they are that's a good idea because the emails that's the way to go now with emails yeah exactly are you on punch up

all right okay i'll put a better one next week let's uh yeah let's uh plug you guys tour you guys want to see some more of that yeah no there'll be no leg joke there or if you're in uh brooklyn i'm also going to be in if people go to my website and put in your zip code i have to figure out where i want to go and if people let me know where they are that's a good idea because the emails that's the way to go now with emails yeah exactly are you on punch up