Alessandra Ranelli

So how dare you?

And second of all, would you please take me?

I won't have sex with you, but like, would you take me?

And

I think he really thought that he would stand a chance once we got there and all of the romance took over.

He was like, you know what?

Fine.

Why not live a little?

I'm in my seventies.

So we took a taxi over to the hotel or Andy held my hand the whole way.

And we walked in and I had heard about the legend of this place for a long time, but I'd never been brave enough to go because I knew that they weren't very welcome to outsiders.

Or if you're too curious about,

And while he booked the room, and it was the room I dreamed of seeing, which was the Arabian Nights suite, I just kind of took a look around.

And then we went into the Arabian Nights suite, which is modeled after the book.

And it has this mural of Scheherazade and this big marble bathroom with a domed ceiling.

It looks like the night sky.

And I took off my stockings.

He took off his socks and rolled up his pants and we soaked our feet in the tub.

And he told me legends of old Vienna and the hotel and said the last time he'd been there was 20 years earlier.

And it was exactly the same.