Alex Abad-Santos
speaker
190 appearances
4 recordings
1 series
first heard Mar 2025
last heard 31 Jul
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And then Donald Trump in the morning was just, yeah, I gave a call.
And then FIFA was, yeah, he called me and I get calls from like rich people all the time.
And you're just like, wow, am I watching something super corrupt right now?
And it was just like FIFA.
I'm not saying this just to be mean to FIFA, but there was a Department of Justice indictment and there was Human Rights Watch and there's a lot of stuff that FIFA isn't great about and it kind of made us remember, wait a minute, maybe we aren't watching the pure love of the game.
All of a sudden it was, oh, here's some diarrhea lettuce.
Your salad's tainted.
Right.
I don't want a wedge salad in the winter.
I want a wedge salad right now.
Do you know how badly I've wanted a Caesar salad?
I think the scariest part, because they were just like, it's explosive diarrhea.
Why has it got to be explosive?
Yeah.
Why is the taxonomy of this particular bodily function compared to bombs?
Right?
Like, why are we...
Why don't you just give us a number?
Oh, it's like a four on the scale.
Like that sounds much better than, oh, you might die from this lettuce.
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