Alex Clark

What kinds of technology does your kid have access to in the home?

I have a friend, she goes on a first date with a guy and somehow they get on the topic of toothpaste.

And he goes, yeah, I use this red cinnamon toothpaste with sparkles.

And she's like, wait, doesn't that have red 40?

And he goes, well, yeah, but I found a case in an abandoned warehouse, an abandoned warehouse.

He's like, they don't even make it anymore, but I use it because it makes my brain feel buzzy.

And she's like, that seems dangerous.

What if it's expired?

And he just looks at her and he goes, I like danger.

And obviously, obviously, she said yes to a second date.

Sometimes your friends make terrible decisions.

Don't be like my friend, and don't be like her warehouse toothpaste boyfriend.

Use Zebra.

Their toothpaste tablets are actually clean.

No fluoride, no weird questionable ingredients, no dyes, just chew, brush, done.

It's simple, it works, and you're not brushing your teeth with something that sounds like a science experiment.

And while you're at it, their floss is made of real silk, peppermint oil, and xylitol, not plastic, not polyester, not slowly shredding microplastics into your gums every night like some kind of dental horror show.

It's actually been tested.

There are no detectable forever chemicals.

This is really good floss and toothpaste.