Alex Cooper

Hi, daddy.

So my best friend posted a photo of us and I thought I looked weird.

So I compared the posted photo to the one I have and she facetuned it, which is all fine and dandy, but she made herself look skinnier and me look fatter.

I am so unbelievably upset because why would my best friend since elementary school make me look bad?

I just don't know how to address this.

I understand society makes women feel like we have to be perfect, but why FaceTune me to look worse?

I just don't get it.

Girl, your best friend is literally an op.

Hold on.

So when I read this, I was like, there's just no way.

There's just no way.

And knowing the ins and outs of Facetune, I like I had to believe for a second.

I'm like, maybe she did the thing where like she's pulling in her rib cage.

Do you know what I mean?

And she's kind of like slicing herself in on all angles.

And she's editing herself so focused.

She's like, okay, and then bring my hip to here, hip to here, and then bring this here, this here.

And she has no concept of what's happening to the right, which happens to just be your glorious body.

And you just got like the shit end of it.

You've seen people sometimes when they're face tuning, and then all of a sudden, if they're moving, like,