Alex Cooper

the back wall just completely they forgot to like fix that or something but I have to believe I have to believe that your best friend did not then be like settings approved make myself look like

Victoria's Secret model now let's turn to this bitch and then she was like expando patronum expando patronum like I refuse I refuse to I believe in girlhood I believe in humanity that I just I can't I can't I can't accept it for you and I can't accept it for all of us so I think what you could do is

is you could text her and because you guys we've all seen that kind of on the internet have you guys ever seen those trends where you facetune someone or you like make their forehead look huge and then they send it to the person being like do you care if I post this and then the person has a mental breakdown they're like wait bro like that's not what I look like and they're like what do you mean like look at my forehead like I have a 12 head like the fuck I'm

I don't think your friend is playing a prank on you, but I do think you have the right to just text her and be like, wait, girl, I've been like sick over this and I just have to acknowledge it.

my body is fully distorted in the picture and I've gone so crazy and I've looked at the original, like what happened here?

You have to, have to, have to ask her what happened.

And I, you have to tell us what her answer is.

Okay.

Next question, dude.

Facetune.

Like

You can just get so carried away, especially in your own world with it.

And you're like, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do.

And then when you're staring at something for too long, like anything in life, all of a sudden you go from just a cute little like, I'm just going to smooth the skin, to all of a sudden like, you don't have cheeks.

you know, and actually your eyelids are gone because you smooth yourself so much that you look like a crescent moon and it gets scary.

So you should usually, if you're going to use that kind of equipment, you should check with people and be like, what do you think of this photo?

And then hopefully one of your friends is like, it's awesome if it wasn't 15 times edited way too far.

Okay.

I am dating a guy who's 31 and on paper, basically perfect.

Great job, emotionally intelligent, close to his family, has a solid group of friends, genuinely seems like a good person.