Alex Malcolm

He's had a look at it and he thought, you know what?

This will just about do me.

I've been Robinson.

It's funny.

Cause, uh, New Zealand, we've got, uh, they've got India and Australia coming out, uh, for their summer for, um,

the test matches for India.

I think Australia there for a couple of white ball games.

So, you know, Kane would have been available for those.

He hasn't been centrally contracted for about two or three years now, I think as with a number of the other Kiwi guys these days, but, but yeah, I suppose he, he, he obviously just felt like, no, this is me.

I can't go to the well anymore.

And look, it's another thing I don't trust because he's 450-ish runs away from 10,000 runs.

And, you know, why would you want to be cheered off the ground?

Like us as people that can't catch, you know, you have these fantasies about how you would like to retire.

I'd like to retire by scoring 100 in England.

to surpass 10,000 test runs whilst being cheered off the ground and cheered by away support.

But instead he's just going, I'm just going to coach at LSG for a bit.

I'm going to be a mentor at LSG.

He's got a free flight to London.

He's played at Lourdes and he's fucked off.

Yeah, and for a certain sect of people.