Ali Siddiq

Hey, this is Rampant coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony.

I don't think it's really food related.

What's up, everybody?

I don't know about you guys, but I hate getting bad news.

Sometimes I think, like, what if I got bad news, like, in a fun, entertaining way, and then maybe I wouldn't mind it as much?

Like, somebody be like, hey, Just Greg, got some bad news for you, man.

Fucking love that dog, man.

You'd be going for a pancake.

This is my impression of Donald Duck sneezing.

This is my impression of Donald Duck having sex with a prostitute.

Could you tell?

No, sir.

They're just getting arguments.

They're kind of like roommates.

The youngest one hates the oldest one because she's jealous of her.

The other day she was like, oh, Elena says that she's getting boobies, so she needs to wear a bra.

And I was like, well, that's a weird thing to bring up.

And then I was like, well, it's fine.

Just don't wear her bra.

And she's like, but tell her.