Ali Siddiq

Tell her she doesn't have any boobies.

That's what she was worried about.

So I got, there's like a thing, you know that those papers they give you when you get a flu shot that nobody reads?

There's like a 10,000 cases a year that somebody gets Guillain-Barre, which is like, I get paralyzed basically.

Yeah, like it was weird because I still had to go to work and they didn't send me to the neurologist until it went to the back of my throat.

So I was like answering the phone like, you know.

I have the mindset of an NFL quarterback when I have sex.

If I go three and out one more time, they're gonna put in the black guy.

And they should.

The black guys can do spin moves in the pussy.

I'm much more of a pocket pussy passer.

My pocket presence is crazy, dude.

No, I don't use a pocket pussy.

I know what I look like.

I know I look like I know serial numbers.

Is that the X-472?

Not sloppy enough for me, dude.

There's a lot of double standards in this life.

Like, if a guy likes trains, he's autistic.

But if a girl likes trains...