Alicia Atkins
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1,217 appearances
6 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2026
last heard 10 Sep
Alicia Atkins’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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But I am straying from the point.
Let's get back to you.
The first thing you've probably noticed were the mutilated mice on your doorstep.
You assumed, rather naively, that some unseen neighborhood cat had adopted you, and your horror was tempered by the thought of making a new feline friend.
There was, as you probably guessed, no such feline, and these mutilations were courtesy of Quaint and Stranger Fib.
They are our hunters, and provide us with the hot and bloody flesh that us wisps so crave.
Fib is a master of poisons, and can fit enough toxicity on the end of a sewing needle to take down a Rottweiler without spoiling the meat for the rest of us.
We like mice and rat just fine, and those are always abundant.
But when you really want to celebrate, and the occasion is special enough, nothing, and I mean nothing, beats a pregnant cat.
When you slice one of those fat tabbies open and those sightless pink bundles come spilling out, especially on a freezing night with the steam billowing up off the blood and the fluids, and you get your incisors around their unfinished flesh, well, let's just say that's the closest that any wisp is ever going to get to heaven.
A little glob of drool just ran down my chin and fell to the page.
I'm circling it now with the pen.
Notice the slight pink hue resulting from my saliva reacting to the paper?
I don't know what that means, but it's interesting.
At least, I think so.
Speaking of food, we've been mixing the mouse entrails with your meals.
We grind the organs up and then sprinkle them into the pots as they're boiling on the stove.
We do this with the mouse shit as well.
We'll grind it into a fine powder and sprinkle it on your bread and cereal and mix it with the brown sugar that you put on your oatmeal.
I know that this aspect of our torture will come as a surprise to you, but I imagine that there's some relief in discovering why your insides just haven't been feeling right this whole time.
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