Alicia Krauss

It just makes sense to me.

You should have been a spy.

Are you a spy?

Comedian and podcast host would be a really good CIA cover.

Not to victim shame, but please, ladies, be more situationally aware.

And also, chase an MF-er down if he does this to you.

A guy in Little Italy smacked my butt once and I chased him two blocks and then yelled at a cop to grab him.

And I'm not even a runner.

You have to be smart about it.

Like if it's a bigger, scarier guy, like maybe don't chase him.

He could have a weapon.

But like a lot of times when men exhibit this behavior, I don't know, maybe he gets off by women reacting appalled by it or something.

But if you're like, don't touch me, how dare you?

They could have probably,

All right.

So apparently you can do a lot of things in the NBA.

But if you say that Pride Month is bad, then you're going to get canned.

Did you see the story about the Bulls waving Jaden Ivey after he called NBA's Pride Month celebration, quote unquote, unrighteous?

We have some video of it right here.

So the Chicago Bulls announced that they were making the move on Monday, saying it was, quote unquote, due to conduct detrimental to the team.