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Podcast Appearances
Ah, we're going to have chat.
He's like, yes, yes.
And you said that Joelle told you today that he cut things off with me last night.
apparently he's into daisy now apparently he wants jeans of daisy do you know what else is called daisy sour cream okay so congratulations your child will be sour cream congratulations so he's like well i'm sorry you had to deal with that yeah you're gonna have the whole cake for his birthday too he's like well you know what we're gonna use that for guests
And Jenna's like, where's my big dick, colorful rainbow dick?
I don't know where the fuck it is.
Why am I always missing my big dick?
Who's stealing my dick?
Do you know how much fruit I had to sell in order to get the dairy for that cheesecake?
Oh my goodness, it was so much.
I feel so stupid making cheesecake.
He's like, oh, really?
Oh, really?
All good things, right, I hope?
Yeah, like, you owe me 50 bucks for doing work, Mama.
You owe me 50 bucks.
Hello, what's your sight for sore eyes?
Well, you know, I got to seize the place because Joe Allen got down my throat here the other night.
We've got to take care of that.
So Liz is like, you know, I played the latter part of the night over and over in my head, and I'm disgusted by my reaction, disgusted by myself.