Alison Rosen
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Podcast Appearances
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I recently purchased a Finally Miley Love doll at my local sex store, and I have to say I am extremely disappointed.
I opened the box waiting for my own Miley, or Miley as I always say, and just started to say right now, and all I got was a flat lady made of plastic.
Don't buy.
Edit.
LOL.
Oh, I didn't know I had to inflate it.
Thanks, Mom.
Edit.
Aw, man.
I got tired of blowing it up, so I hooked it up to one of those machines that my creepy uncle uses to inflate his mattress in the basement.
And it got too inflated.
Miley looks like Kirstie Alley.
Note to self.
Patent.
Kirstie Alley.
Sex blimp.
Edit.
I had to poke a fourth hole in finally Miley to let out some air.