Alison Rosen
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
That ain't a good year.
Oh, well, now she's just like my ex.
This isn't too bad.
I mean, if you'd like to have sex with a semi-inflated trash bag as you balance on one arm while you pray that it doesn't pop.
And if it pops that no one hears it, the last thing I need is for my parents to find me lying naked on top of a flattened Miley Cyrus again.
X-Men Origins.
What is that?
That's actually like a whole plastic groin system there.
It's a plastic tank.
There's plastic ass in there?
Yeah, there is.
Well, there's a red circle, which I think is their attempt at an anus.
You ever thought you'd get a chance?
It's not presenting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Several flashlights.
There's also Pipe Dream products, the Tuggies.
What is a... There's Fleshlight Alien Male Masturbator.