Alison Rosen

Oh, yeah, sure, yeah.

So a five-year-old Connecticut girl was hospitalized after she accidentally ingested PCP.

See, what happened was her mom whipped up a big batch of PCP in a pot.

No, and then she insufficiently cleaned out the pot, and then the mom's sister made some noodles from it.

For the five-year-old in the pot, and lo and behold, she became hyperactive and distracted and began pointing to her face, saying she had four noses.

I think a five row would be like, and then I realized we're all just one energy.

Resonating and vibrating.

I find it hard to believe that she has her own little car.

We didn't have motorized cars when I was a kid, or I didn't have one.

And tell the kid she's a princess first.

Right.

A bunch of pharmaceuticals were found at the Bin Laden compound, and among them was Avena syrup, which has two uses.

It's used as an artificial sweetener or as natural Viagra.

So...

Avena syrup.

It was good enough for Bin Laden or people who were there.

Oh, no, you're thinking of agave.

Or stevia.

For people who have a sour stomach, according to this article.

Right.