Alison Rosen
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
They are underslept and frazzled and have chapped nipples from breastfeeding.
Also, I've begun making my own chutney, even though I don't live in Vermont.
I plan to sell it under the name Baby's First Chutney, but that's because I'm an entrepreneur trapped in the body of a swollen, irritable woman, just like Oprah.
I do.
Upcoming chapters include clean-up on aisle mine, my water broke and or I just sneezed and pissed myself.
The peach mango monologues from prenatal chutney to postpartum depression.
And help, it's 3 a.m.
and my baby won't stop farting.
That's like saying don't blame leg warmers and shoulder pads for the 80s.
Or neon.
I'm not sure they know he races.
I was worried about him.
I really was seriously concerned.
His whole career looked as though it was going to go down the drain because all he wanted to do was race.
And that was all that he was really interested in.
You might not be the humble, down-to-earth person you are today.
Relief.
Yeah.
Yes.