Alison Rosen

They're like the size of dinner plates.

We're looking at one now.

It's super disgusting.

Yeah, it really does.

I think they should use garbanzo beans for scale.

Yes.

How do we know they exist if we've never seen one?

And smelled like fish.

You're so drunk that you want to fuck a fish and you think it's half woman.

Fucking bunghole in a barrel was something that they did to make the lean times go by.

That's right.

Or else I don't believe it.

Sort of like how in the Bible everything is super exaggerated.

If I ever had beachfront property, and I will someday, I don't want anything washing up on it.

Not a can, not a shoe, not a giant squid, and not an eyeball.

Yeah, I don't want to be responsible.

Right, and I'll Facebook it, and then I'm done.

Yeah, what an inefficient form of communication.

Great job, Acorn.

Hulk Hogan is suing Bubba the Love Sponge, husband of the woman that he is seen having sex with in the sex tape that is the most embarrassing thing in his entire life, according to his interview on Piers Morgan.