Alison Rosen

That does make sense.

He works the corner.

His name's Panama.

He claimed that it was Perrier and water, and tap water.

That was the mix.

But evidently, they thought he was breaking up asthma pills to give the guy greater lung capacity.

I knew that the whole time.

Just decided to bust it out now.

So an update on the story we talked about yesterday where the mysterious giant eyeball rolled onto the beach in Florida.

Turns out it belongs to or belonged to a swordfish.

No.

They know this because based on the cuts around it, fishermen had cut it out and then thrown it back.

Really?

The sea is just a giant ashtray with eyeballs in it.

It's how we fish.

So I did some research last night, because you know how your first guess was giant squid, and I kept reading that maybe it was giant squid.

And I said, stupidly I might add, I didn't realize squid had eyeballs, because I just think of them as something breaded that I don't eat.

Right.

So I looked it up, and giant squid have the biggest eyeballs of any animal.

Ever.