Alison Rosen
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Well, okay, that's actually the end of the news.
But I have some other news that I can do.
Like big, important, breaking news.
Brooklyn Decker cut her hair.
Yeah.
Hopefully they can pull up a photo.
Here's the thing, though.
Adam, I know that you think hot women go off and then sheer their heat off.
Or cut their hair.
But her hair still looks good.
I'm always in search for the best tampon.
Gave it to Justin Bieber.
You know what I'm saying?
No.
She can make her own doll.
You refer to it as dropping an egg.
Oh, yeah.
And it does look like coagulated eggs.
Comedy by the numbers right there.
It's like if Picasso were filmed.