Alison Rosen
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The sea is just a giant ashtray with eyeballs in it.
It's how we fish.
So I did some research last night, because you know how your first guess was giant squid, and I kept reading that maybe it was giant squid.
And I said, stupidly I might add, I didn't realize squid had eyeballs, because I just think of them as something breaded that I don't eat.
So I looked it up, and giant squid have the biggest eyeballs of any animal.
They're like the size of dinner plates.
We're looking at one now.
It's super disgusting.
Yeah, it really does.
I think they should use garbanzo beans for scale.
How do we know they exist if we've never seen one?
And smelled like fish.
You're so drunk that you want to fuck a fish and you think it's half woman.
Fucking bunghole in a barrel was something that they did to make the lean times go by.
That's right.
Or else I don't believe it.
Sort of like how in the Bible everything is super exaggerated.