Alison Rosen

If I ever had beachfront property, and I will someday, I don't want anything washing up on it.

Not a can, not a shoe, not a giant squid, and not an eyeball.

Yeah, I don't want to be responsible.

Right, and I'll Facebook it, and then I'm done.

Yeah, what an inefficient form of communication.

Great job, Acorn.

Hulk Hogan is suing Bubba the Love Sponge, husband of the woman that he is seen having sex with in the sex tape that is the most embarrassing thing in his entire life, according to his interview on Piers Morgan.

So he'll be suing Bubba and Heather, the wife.

Mrs. Love Sponge is claimed in the suit as well.

And he's suing Gawker.

So I don't know if you're up on the whole situation with the Hulk Hogan sex tape.

But evidently the sex with his really good friend's wife was consensual.

Bubba signed off on it.

But he didn't realize they were taping him, according to Hulk.

Yeah.

Bubba was down with his wife having sex with his good friend, Hulk Hogan.

Actually, I don't know.

But we're going to welcome him on the show.

But does it extend into wanting this person that you look up to to fuck your wife?

Language is so salty.