Alison Rosen

Back when that was an issue.

Yeah, they were saying you could replace the caveman mask with Osama masks and then harass or even kill crows with the mask on and then wait for word to spread throughout the entire crow community.

Here's the problem.

It's so, like, evil genius.

We are all a crow whisperer, evidently, if you have the right mask.

Yeah, if the crows don't get you, the rednecks will.

And you probably don't get any chicks because you're covered in bird poop.

Yeah.

And you don't seem heroic.

You have to get more chicks if it was like, stick your finger out, boom, a cockatiel is there.

Yeah.

Yeah, forget about... A ring.

A diamond ring.

I'm just saying.

No, they don't have great hearing.

It's just visual.

What if you got your crows confused with someone else's crows?

What if two people of importance are at both of the liquor stores and they both have crows?

In the octagon.

So Linda Downey, the owner of Taste of Philly Cheesesteak and Hokie Shop in Crystal River, Florida, has been told she has to stop flying six flags in front of her place of business because of a local ordinance limiting people to only three flags.