Alonzo Bodden

If you wanted any proof that Donald Trump knows nothing about history, he's starting to beef with an Italian guy from Chicago.

Exactly.

Exactly.

That never ends well.

No, it doesn't.

Well, that's the Republican health plan they've been working on.

That's all you're going to get.

The head of health and human services is wrong 90% of the time.

That's true.

So it's an improvement.

And he's certainly not a doctor.

Yes, I know.

Well, sort of, kind of.

No, because chat GPT does not cost 99 cents a minute.

Wannabe influencer Alan Lane bought a computer from Brandon Terrell on Facebook.

He deleted the computer's memory, a bunch of math and maps, to edit videos of him smoking a cigar for his brand.

He figured he'd get rich on millions of views.

Now he has videos of him crying at the idea of losing millions of dollars.

The former owner of the computer, Brandon Terrell Sr., spent a lifetime researching the Bermuda Triangle and had it figured out.

He had researched wind and water currents, the times and temperatures of when things disappeared.