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Alonzo Bowden

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205 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

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We tackle the SOTU and Olympian Lilly King talks trash

Are people just letting it go and not realizing, like, oh, wait, that was mine.

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We tackle the SOTU and Olympian Lilly King talks trash

Wait a minute.

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We tackle the SOTU and Olympian Lilly King talks trash

I've got to add that one to the list.

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We tackle the SOTU and Olympian Lilly King talks trash

Oh, shoot, it's almost midnight.

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We tackle the SOTU and Olympian Lilly King talks trash

I've got to get my farts in today.

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We tackle the SOTU and Olympian Lilly King talks trash

You're in the elevator.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We tackle the SOTU and Olympian Lilly King talks trash

Yeah.

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We tackle the SOTU and Olympian Lilly King talks trash

You ruin the elevator.

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We tackle the SOTU and Olympian Lilly King talks trash

Right.

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We tackle the SOTU and Olympian Lilly King talks trash

And then you're like, sorry, I'm trying to keep my numbers up.

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We tackle the SOTU and Olympian Lilly King talks trash

Exactly.

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We tackle the SOTU and Olympian Lilly King talks trash

Marcus Anderson loves to travel but hates to pay for it, so he's mastered the crying hack.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We tackle the SOTU and Olympian Lilly King talks trash

Marcus, a freelance videographer, does over 200 nights a year at hotels and said he got tired of being nickel and dimed with room charges.

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We tackle the SOTU and Olympian Lilly King talks trash

One recent work trip, he filmed an acting class as they learned to cry on cue.

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We tackle the SOTU and Olympian Lilly King talks trash

Marcus decided to try it.

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We tackle the SOTU and Olympian Lilly King talks trash

Turns out he has a gift.

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We tackle the SOTU and Olympian Lilly King talks trash

Now, whenever he interacts with hotel staff on business trips, he is actively sobbing.

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We tackle the SOTU and Olympian Lilly King talks trash

I've had charges removed, I've been given upgrades.

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We tackle the SOTU and Olympian Lilly King talks trash

Once I got a free room when my card was declined, I just told them I maxed out my card on my travel for the kids' game, and the kids lost.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We tackle the SOTU and Olympian Lilly King talks trash

He almost got caught once.