Alyssa

So now I'm going to get even more deep shit because I was not up front.

I wouldn't have gotten married.

I wouldn't have gotten married.

I wouldn't have gotten married.

I'm already close enough to my mom. Clearly not.

I'm already close enough to my mom. Clearly not.

I'm already close enough to my mom. Clearly not.

For her benefit. Anyways, let's go back to this.

For her benefit. Anyways, let's go back to this.

For her benefit. Anyways, let's go back to this.

Okay, the photo description. He's taking a selfie next to a girl's butt. The word curtains is written across her cheeks. The misspelling of curtains may be intentional. The caption, they say the caption, possible interpretations. Out of thumb is out of thumb. This phrase is not standard slang. It seems intentionally weird or garbled.

Okay, the photo description. He's taking a selfie next to a girl's butt. The word curtains is written across her cheeks. The misspelling of curtains may be intentional. The caption, they say the caption, possible interpretations. Out of thumb is out of thumb. This phrase is not standard slang. It seems intentionally weird or garbled.

Okay, the photo description. He's taking a selfie next to a girl's butt. The word curtains is written across her cheeks. The misspelling of curtains may be intentional. The caption, they say the caption, possible interpretations. Out of thumb is out of thumb. This phrase is not standard slang. It seems intentionally weird or garbled.

Could be a play on words like I'm the type of guy to thumb your bitch.

Could be a play on words like I'm the type of guy to thumb your bitch.

Could be a play on words like I'm the type of guy to thumb your bitch.

Slang for putting a thumb somewhere intimate, which is crude. Out of thumb might mean he ran out of thumbs because he's used them on so many women.

Slang for putting a thumb somewhere intimate, which is crude. Out of thumb might mean he ran out of thumbs because he's used them on so many women.

Slang for putting a thumb somewhere intimate, which is crude. Out of thumb might mean he ran out of thumbs because he's used them on so many women.

Or he's saying he's wild enough to do something ridiculous like use a thumb inappropriately. Curtains on the butt, probably meant to be curtains with an eye, which could be a euphemism for either a theatrical metaphor like the show's starting and her butt is the stage. I like that.