Alyssa

Or he's saying he's wild enough to do something ridiculous like use a thumb inappropriately. Curtains on the butt, probably meant to be curtains with an eye, which could be a euphemism for either a theatrical metaphor like the show's starting and her butt is the stage. I like that.

Or he's saying he's wild enough to do something ridiculous like use a thumb inappropriately. Curtains on the butt, probably meant to be curtains with an eye, which could be a euphemism for either a theatrical metaphor like the show's starting and her butt is the stage. I like that.

Something cruder like alluding to her anatomy.

Something cruder like alluding to her anatomy.

Something cruder like alluding to her anatomy.

The vibe. The whole post is shock humor.

The vibe. The whole post is shock humor.

The vibe. The whole post is shock humor.

Yeah, like the curtains open. The show's about to begin.

Yeah, like the curtains open. The show's about to begin.

Yeah, like the curtains open. The show's about to begin.

Close the curtains. Lights out.

Close the curtains. Lights out.

Close the curtains. Lights out.

TLDR means to... Too long down the road.

TLDR means to... Too long down the road.

TLDR means to... Too long down the road.

Oh. Little Pump is saying in his signature dumb guy genius way that he's the type of guy who would thumb your girlfriend. And he's doing it next to a girl with curtains on her butt because he lives in a cartoon universe where nothing has to make sense as long as it's outrageous. Want me to mock up a fake quote or meme in his style?

Oh. Little Pump is saying in his signature dumb guy genius way that he's the type of guy who would thumb your girlfriend. And he's doing it next to a girl with curtains on her butt because he lives in a cartoon universe where nothing has to make sense as long as it's outrageous. Want me to mock up a fake quote or meme in his style?

Oh. Little Pump is saying in his signature dumb guy genius way that he's the type of guy who would thumb your girlfriend. And he's doing it next to a girl with curtains on her butt because he lives in a cartoon universe where nothing has to make sense as long as it's outrageous. Want me to mock up a fake quote or meme in his style?