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Alyssa

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
1999 total appearances

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MAFS Funny Podcast
The Sad Truth About Alissa And David (An Investigation)

I love you, Tory.

MAFS Funny Podcast
The Sad Truth About Alissa And David (An Investigation)

If all goes well tonight in my heads, if I make it up the wall, I plan on proposing to Tory.

MAFS Funny Podcast
The Real Plot To Take Down Alissa & Stella (Part 4)

Alyssa, shut up, because all you do is speak with an infomercial voice.

MAFS Funny Podcast
The Real Plot To Take Down Alissa & Stella (Part 4)

Pipe down, okay?

MAFS Funny Podcast
The Real Plot To Take Down Alissa & Stella (Part 4)

I was in this situation, but he moved on.

MAFS Funny Podcast
The Real Plot To Take Down Alissa & Stella (Part 4)

Yeah.

MAFS Funny Podcast
The Real Plot To Take Down Alissa & Stella (Part 4)

Oh, babe, I've never been broken up with.

MAFS Funny Podcast
The Real Plot To Take Down Alissa & Stella (Part 4)

I leave every guy, like, a bit of a man-eater.

MAFS Funny Podcast
The Real Plot To Take Down Alissa & Stella (Part 4)

I moved to LA in my early 20s.

MAFS Funny Podcast
The Real Plot To Take Down Alissa & Stella (Part 4)

I did Playboy.

MAFS Funny Podcast
The Real Plot To Take Down Alissa & Stella (Part 4)

And this mentality seems to essentially be Gia's whole personality.

MAFS Funny Podcast
The Real Plot To Take Down Alissa & Stella (Part 4)

If Alyssa and Stella want to get off their fucking high holes for one second, they are not the ones in charge of this whole thing sitting up posed and talking so perfectly all the time because we're on a pageant, guys.

MAFS Funny Podcast
The Real Plot To Take Down Alissa & Stella (Part 4)

I was actually a beauty queen.

MAFS Funny Podcast
The Real Plot To Take Down Alissa & Stella (Part 4)

Her and I are the realest people here.

MAFS Funny Podcast
The Real Plot To Take Down Alissa & Stella (Part 4)

I'm so sorry that they don't know what it's like to have real friends in the world.

MAFS Funny Podcast
The Real Plot To Take Down Alissa & Stella (Part 4)

So they're trying to rally people together to be like, they're mean girls.

MAFS Funny Podcast
The Real Plot To Take Down Alissa & Stella (Part 4)

Fuck off.

MAFS Funny Podcast
The Real Plot To Take Down Alissa & Stella (Part 4)

We're not in high school.

MAFS Funny Podcast
The Real Plot To Take Down Alissa & Stella (Part 4)

We're real bitches.

MAFS Funny Podcast
The Real Plot To Take Down Alissa & Stella (Part 4)

We're standing on business.