Amanda Lehan-Canto

There's like so much tension and relationship and courts and politics.

So when the smut happens, you're just like,

Oh my God, I love this.

It's okay, it's okay.

Also, Shane reads Smut.

Oh, what do they say?

Because that's more of a modern book.

And I'm like, what the hell are you?

i hate that um so i i like i have friends who read these with me so i talk about this a lot and like in a laughing manner yeah so they use words like considerable length yeah ah which i'm not kidding i do actually like like he thrust his considerable length oh wow no no he's his considerable length is straining against his leathers

oh my god dude I gotta start talking like that I'm gonna go home and be like man my considerable length is just not doing good in these pants right now my considerable length hurts so considerable length it's not like he's huge it's like what's considerable length to the reader yeah it's subjective one that makes me laugh so hard that I kinda like but in a way that I'm like why do I like this velvet wrapped steel

Velvet wrapped.

Now I don't know how I feel about it.

I'm literally split.

The words are so good.

So velvet wrapped steel.

I don't know how I feel.

That's my favorite David Lynch movie.

They also use the word cock.

They're never using penis.

They don't use penis in vagina.