Amber Rosolero

Keep me in on, please, because I don't really want anyone knowing this is me.

I was listening to The Main the other day.

As I do on my commute every single Tuesday.

And when you were talking about recurring dreams and Imo was talking about dreaming of pooing in her dreams, I nearly spat my coffee all over the car.

I have this dream too.

It's not a super regular occurrence, but every so often I'll dream that I'm sat in a toilet, dropping a log whilst in public, chatting to people, or sometimes I'm wiping in my dream and my bum won't get clean.

It's really embarrassing.

Okay.

Imo, did you write this?

No.

The worst time this happened, though, and I don't think I'll ever forget, was that I was dreaming that I was in a town square doing a poo on a toilet and it was raining and there was a crowd all gathered round watching me.

And then as I went to wipe my bottom, I realised I hadn't been on a toilet.

I'd been sat in someone's lap instead.

well the dream is really by the by because I then woke up and realised I'd actually for real shat the bed as a 34 year old ah like come on human imagine the embarrassment I had to wake my other half up and push him into the spare room so I could get the sheets off the bed clean what I could and have a shower and worry about oh my god listen there's no way he didn't smell a massive log in the bed

there's no way how do you listen I'm okay with pissing yourself how do you accidentally shit yourself maybe she was poorly in the bed emo

It's not all down to being poorly, okay?

And it's sick.

It's sick.

Maybe she thought it was a little toot and it just sprayed out.

Oh God.