Amber Rosolero

wipe my bum do that yourself yeah for god's sake sorry give it a go there she can but chooses not to I can already tell that I was getting drunk by the way I know I'm gonna ring mom now right remember I said I'd get you back she's like who's this my mom who's this I haven't heard from you what's your name again you birthed me 42 years ago okay

Thanks, Mom, for the lovely present you gave me for my birthday.

I absolutely.

OK, Mom, I was going to text you.

You gave it to me five minutes ago.

Our mom does that, you know, like you don't say something that she wants you to say.

She'll send you the text that you should have sent her.

Yeah.

Hi, Mom.

I miss you so much.

I'm so sorry for being off the radar and being so selfish while in Lanzarote with my friends.

Amber, by the way, I had Circa over who basically runs my Vinted.

So I have a Vinted account for anyone who wants to buy stuff.

Yeah, you know that I run my Vinted for charity.

And we've actually made a fair bit of money.

Like I'm really, really happy.

And I'm going to give it all to charity.

It's nearly five grand.

Wow.

Yeah.