Amy Schumer
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178 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard May 2025
Amy Schumer’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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no coming through penetration but it's it makes people really mad it does it makes people well i mean not about me but like oh shoot there was this documentary about this woman who had um uh she was doing all these studies and was like shoot do you have an information person no
yeah we can google the height report the height report or the kite report the kite report the height or the kite very different but could be the height report the height report and she was like she was reporting on women's real sexual experiences and like giving feedback and she was like completely of course shunned and of course had to like move to europe which is what we do with all of our famous shun people like do you pull your dick out when no one wants that go to europe
I think.
Yeah, you feel you're most confident. What if I was like, as a mom? No, I'm like... Yeah, because I'm like, you know, it's like you're playing a little bit of a part, you know, even though my stage persona is pretty close to who I am. Yeah. It's still like you're in charge and empowered and, you know, whatever.
I mean, it hurts to have a lot of hate thrown at you from the Internet. It doesn't feel good. I was definitely coming up in comedy when it was, you know, the height of like people on the Internet, like letting, you know, giving giving me feedback. Yeah. And I I don't know. I have always I have always thought. I've always felt hot.
i've got to say it i've always felt hot and then you have moments where you know you look in the mirror and you're like i'm shrek and then but like it's like it's like i have a little secret that i'm like i'm secretly hot you know what i mean and i've always had that and i don't know i'm 43 i'll see we'll check in um i think that's in a couple years when we're both living in europe yeah yeah true i don't
You are. When I was going through... I guess it was like a year ago. And the internet really came for me after doing a bunch of press. And I was like, okay, everybody, relax. But then I was like... But then doctors were chiming in in the comments. And they were like, no, no, we think something's really up. Your face looks so crazy that we think something's up. And I'm like...
i'm like wait i'm getting trolled by doctors you know and they were like we think you have something called cushing and it's like about spiking cortisol like about you know cortisol levels and you know steroids you know injection whatever and i was like wait okay i was like fuck off and then i was like wait i have been getting steroid injections um for my um in my scars um god here you know you're everybody in your audience is gonna want to fuck me um
I had a breast reduction, you know, C-section, whatever. And I'm like, you know, and so I got these, I was getting these steroid injections. And so it gave me this thing called Cushing syndrome, which I wouldn't have known if the internet hadn't come for me so hard. So right before I started filming Kind of Pregnant, which you guys have to check out on Netflix. We're getting there.
I was like before right before we started rolling was when I learned I had this condition and that I had something called moon face. And then there's just I'm starring in a movie and there's a camera right in my face and I'm like.
and they're like rolling and I'm like oh my god and uh you know I asked some of the people close to me and everyone's like you look great you know but then you have like your one friend from high school that's like your face is looking like a little bit insane and you're like okay I love you yeah And so anyway, I got rid of like, it just has to work itself out.
There are two, there are two kinds of cushioning where, and one of them you could die. And so for like 24 hours I was like, I'm dead. Yeah. So I was feeling really down on myself before I started filming this movie.
Yeah. i was feeling so down on myself and i was like really having trouble figuring out how i was going to star in a movie while i had this going on and it just took one
friend who this girl Lorraine who lives in New Orleans um who's a director Lorraine Cafferty she uh she was like you know what and you know I think you look fucking great and you're gonna like she just and I just needed one person to just amp me up And I, you know. And you're like, let's go. Which is also, did you see the movie Young Adult? No. Oh, with Charlize Theron? Wait, no.
Okay, you have to see this movie.
Anyway, that's just, I don't want to spoil the end for you, but. I'll watch it. You know, you just need one person to be like, go.
Like, but why?
I did.
You know how quick I wanted to come here? I mean, that's it. You dress like you're in hospice and I love it. It's like, yes.
You know, your husband hates her. Oh, my God. They just got engaged. Well, that's going to that's going to be called off. That's fucked up he doesn't cook for her. I know. He does it so much, like, he's tired. This is like, and Chris knows, too. It's like, I can never leave him. Like, what? What? What am I going to do? Yeah, you're indebted to him. Yeah. He's locked. What's the main dish?
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