Amy Schumer

My mom. Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston plays pickleball. Jennifer Aniston. You heard it here first.

My mom. Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston plays pickleball. Jennifer Aniston. You heard it here first.

My mom. Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston plays pickleball. Jennifer Aniston. You heard it here first.

Oh, this is fun. This is fun. So my dad is MS. He's in a wheelchair. Okay. What was the question? No, I'm just kidding.

Oh, this is fun. This is fun. So my dad is MS. He's in a wheelchair. Okay. What was the question? No, I'm just kidding.

Oh, this is fun. This is fun. So my dad is MS. He's in a wheelchair. Okay. What was the question? No, I'm just kidding.

But I love that you're such a good interviewer. May I give a compliment? Oh, sure. Of course. You're a great interviewer.

But I love that you're such a good interviewer. May I give a compliment? Oh, sure. Of course. You're a great interviewer.

But I love that you're such a good interviewer. May I give a compliment? Oh, sure. Of course. You're a great interviewer.

You haven't even gotten into it yet.

You haven't even gotten into it yet.

You haven't even gotten into it yet.

Oh, okay. uh wait let me just get some of the hand sweat um no but wait what was i talking okay so my dad your dad so my dad so i was starting to date this comedian okay i don't know if he still does comedy but this is you know 20 years ago And we were supposed to work a weekend together at this club, like in the middle of nowhere.

Oh, okay. uh wait let me just get some of the hand sweat um no but wait what was i talking okay so my dad your dad so my dad so i was starting to date this comedian okay i don't know if he still does comedy but this is you know 20 years ago And we were supposed to work a weekend together at this club, like in the middle of nowhere.

Oh, okay. uh wait let me just get some of the hand sweat um no but wait what was i talking okay so my dad your dad so my dad so i was starting to date this comedian okay i don't know if he still does comedy but this is you know 20 years ago And we were supposed to work a weekend together at this club, like in the middle of nowhere.

And I was like, and the way he like kissed me, like he like, it was like soap opera. Like he like had a real moment with me, you know, like slow. And I was like, I want to go home. And so I pretended like I didn't feel well. And then in the morning I texted my mom at like 5am and I was like in an hour, call me and tell me that dad's in the hospital. And so I'm laying next to this guy.

And I was like, and the way he like kissed me, like he like, it was like soap opera. Like he like had a real moment with me, you know, like slow. And I was like, I want to go home. And so I pretended like I didn't feel well. And then in the morning I texted my mom at like 5am and I was like in an hour, call me and tell me that dad's in the hospital. And so I'm laying next to this guy.

And I was like, and the way he like kissed me, like he like, it was like soap opera. Like he like had a real moment with me, you know, like slow. And I was like, I want to go home. And so I pretended like I didn't feel well. And then in the morning I texted my mom at like 5am and I was like in an hour, call me and tell me that dad's in the hospital. And so I'm laying next to this guy.

And so my mom, who is a real gangster, calls me, goes, your dad's in the hospital. And the guy's still sleeping and I'm trying to cry. I'm like, oh my God, what? I have to leave on a plane. So I think that's the biggest lie. No, no, no.

And so my mom, who is a real gangster, calls me, goes, your dad's in the hospital. And the guy's still sleeping and I'm trying to cry. I'm like, oh my God, what? I have to leave on a plane. So I think that's the biggest lie. No, no, no.