Amy Schumer
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178 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard May 2025
Amy Schumer’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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he that's the thing it's always yeah he's so last night he made shrimp pad thai but also you know i keep in the back of my head you know for a rainy day yeah i can just get takeout okay but no um you know when you're in fights and he's like well then i won't cook and you're like i'm already on doordash
i have never yelled at him i can just get take out but i am keeping that tucked in the yeah it's kind of iconic yeah no we uh like we get along like we're just like toxic together and you know those are the best relationships yeah um when obviously you're like very famous
and yeah thanks thank you yeah still at the height you know i try to remind him yeah like you're a big fucking deal yeah he's like can you why don't you go in and i'm like i'm like very famous and he's like okay he just is not interested he doesn't care i was gonna say like what does he think of this fucking chaos
no it's like the same with my son or my husband it's like your mom and then you're my wife like i like i you know i think sometimes he'll try to empathize with it uh-huh uh he doesn't care he doesn't give a shit he doesn't care he's been around he like grew up on martha's vineyard oh so he's so rich no it's like on martha's vineyard there's like the rich people and then there's like the people that work for the rich people and that was him
and that was him and and you know there's a nice community when like and i feel lucky that i grew you know grew up most of my life like very like without any money because you know chris had to really hustle to make it as a chef i had to really hustle to make it like didn't have a relative to ask for a hundred dollars yeah and um so but he did grow up with like some famous friends and oh that's kind of nice wait how old is your child i want to say five
He has seen Trolls 3, which I did a voice in. Yeah, yeah. And he has seen The Moment in Trainwreck when I fall, like when I try to dunk. And he came in a lot when I was editing Kind of Pregnant. What does he think? Is he like, mommy? He's like, he thinks that the stunts are funny. He does. Yeah. Like the Zamboni scene? Yeah. Do you understand that? I don't think he saw the Zamboni scene.
Probably. It probably would have scared him.
I have to be honest and just say that that was not... the that was not written by me that part and also the part in train wreck where i come out and dance was not my idea either it wasn't no this is this is that's the male intervention okay it was kind of funny we'll give them that yeah the zamboni was funny yeah um okay and also thank you for like telling everyone the end of my movie
No, nobody would remember.
making this special stand up special and then I found out I was pregnant and we're like okay great that'll be part of the doc and then I was so sick I had something called hyperemesis gravidarum which This is good. Anybody listening? If you have severe nausea and vomiting and everyone's going, it's the first trimester. And you're like, I don't know. Hyperemesis gravidarum. That's a word.
Wait, hyper? Hyperemesis gravidarum. So say it like slow. Slow. Hyper. Hyper. No. Hyper. Hyper means like a lot. Emesis means nausea.
Emesis means vomiting.
Hyper emesis gravidarum. Gravidarum. I feel like we're in like the craft and we're like hyper emesis gravidarum. Like we're going to make a skull. But yes, and they really underdiagnose everything with women. Of course. Including endometriosis. Hello, you're not supposed to have vile cramps. That's not normal. It usually takes 10 years to get a diagnosis for endometriosis. It's fucking insane.
Anyway, something's up. Yep. It's not just normal. You're not being dramatic. Anyway, and then my husband was on the spectrum. No, I'm just kidding. So then after we were married like a couple months later, He would just do things where I'd be like... It would be such a different response than I was... That, like, sort of we were used to, you know?
One time I fell and, you know, it's like... Everybody would be like, are you okay? You know? And he would just kind of, like... Like, just stare. You know? And it was like, oh. And he would also just say things in front of people. Part of what I fell in love with was that he'd be like...
you know why is your like outfit so weird are you you know and uh says exactly what he thinks and i was like would you be interested i i just did like a little online test just me and uh and i was like oh for my test i was like he's on the spectrum and i said to him would you be interested in learning more about your brain like would you want to find out if you were on the spectrum
And he was like, yeah. That's a nice also way to like approach something. Yeah. And he had he said like, no, I would have been like, all right. But he went and he was tested. And yeah. And like and it's it's been amazing. Like it's it's been amazing for him. Yeah. And for me, it's like but it's because it's public and there aren't many adults that
out yeah like everyone's like quiet about it because there's such a stigma so it's you know i think he's like really cool and brave that he's like out there like yeah and and how many and like how many people do you know where you're like this person's on the spectrum Who cares? They're, like, my favorite people.
No, it's stupid. And I remember when I was a kid, people were embarrassed about ADHD. And now, like, people, that's the second thing they'll tell you about themselves. Of course. You know? And so I just... I hope that it gets more normalized and like, and I, you know, I feel like he's done his part and, um, I think it's great. Yeah. Great. And you know what?
I like, you know, he of course annoys me. And like, there are days where I like, you know, want to kill him, but we, I would still choose him out of everyone I've ever met. Um, and, Yeah. I love it. And not just because he's a chef.
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