Andrew Dice Clay
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Podcast Appearances
No one's going to walk in and stop me.
Why would his mom know about what's going on?
I don't even remember my sentencing.
That was right after I ate the mushrooms.
But by the time I got to the courthouse, I was fucking crying balls.
So I used to just walk around in the middle of the day, and I would knock on doors, and if no one answered, I'd rob them.
And if they did answer, I'd be like, hey, is Steve here?
And so I watched this house for like two weeks, right?
And I fucking finally decided to rob it.
And it was different than it had normally been.
There was a blanket up in the window that wasn't normally there.
So I went around the back and I went to open up the back window and I got a .357 Magnum put in my face.