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Andrew Dice Clay

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404 total appearances

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KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

Well, she wasn't going to stop me.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

No one's going to walk in and stop me.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

Why would his mom know about what's going on?

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

I don't know.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

I don't even remember my sentencing.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

I was fucked up.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

That was right after I ate the mushrooms.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

But by the time I got to the courthouse, I was fucking crying balls.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

I...

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

Actually never thought of that.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

So I used to just walk around in the middle of the day, and I would knock on doors, and if no one answered, I'd rob them.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

And if they did answer, I'd be like, hey, is Steve here?

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

And so I watched this house for like two weeks, right?

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

And I fucking finally decided to rob it.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

And it was different than it had normally been.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

There was a blanket up in the window that wasn't normally there.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

So I went around the back and I went to open up the back window and I got a .357 Magnum put in my face.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

Hell yeah.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

And I said, is Steve here?

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

And... Yeah.