Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor (Prince Andrew)

I have no recollection of ever meeting this lady.

There are a number of things that are wrong with that story.

One of which is that I don't know where the bar is in Tramps.

There's a slight problem with the sweating, because I have a peculiar medical condition, which is that I don't sweat, or I didn't sweat at the time.

Do I regret the fact that he has quite obviously conducted himself in a manner unbecoming?

Yes.

Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm being polite in the sense that he was a sex offender.

No, I don't think so.

I think you've probably dragged out most of what is required, and I'm truly grateful for the opportunity that you've given me to be able to discuss this with you.

Thank you very much indeed.