Andrew Purcella
speaker
194 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Mar 2025
last heard Mar 2025
Andrew Purcella’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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You do like corn. You don't like corn?
I mean, dude, listen, you hear how excited I'm getting about the corn? This guy nailed it, bro. This guy, listen, I need a new product developer. You're fucking hired. Dude, they were all good. I'm glad everybody got with it and was laughing their ass off. They were with it, yeah. But out of all of them, bro, we got to send this guy some protein. Send him the first bottle ever of corn.
All right. I got an idea. Yeah. Do you think you could remix that into like a fucking trap beat, Joe? It's corn.
You motherfuckers that don't like it, you got something wrong with your brains.
I mean, yep. Dude, we made that flavor one time. No, you didn't. Yeah, hot dog flavor. Big juicy hot dog. Yes, we did. Are you serious? I'll show you the fucking ad. No, you didn't. I'll show you the ad right now. I got it in my phone.
Put that, put it in the show. Let people see our ad. That is fucking disgusting. We did that in like 2013. It didn't work. Sir, I bet.
Who is that? That's Toby. Toby? That's Toby Barnett. Very famous Australian supermodel. Brand new flavor coming soon, but not too soon. Oh, that's good. I see what you did there. Big juicy hot dog. Yeah, that's fucking disgusting. Yeah, that's the end. All right. So how we came up with this was we had an advertisement that I guess showed a little too much skin. And all the women...
Got very angry about the ad. And so we made this. Like we posted the ad and women got pissed. So like we didn't respond to any of the women being mad. And then we posted that. And then they all started laughing.
Yeah.
Coming soon. All beef?
Check that out.
He came and told me that, and he's like, hey, hey, hey. Hey, I got a really good idea. I thought of something. I was like, okay. He's like, you know, like Democrats? I'm like, yes. He's like, haha, that's fucking great.
He thought he really fucking did something, man.
No shit. You don't say. Let's not forget Kamala coming out a week before the election and calling everybody fucking Nazis. Let's not forget you guys wanting to normalize the sexualizing of children. Let's not forget the status quo of you sending trillions of dollars and printing trillions of dollars all over the fucking world. Let's not forget
you know, grown men competing in women's sports and then celebrating it. Let's not forget all the backwards, disgusting culture that's promoted by your quote unquote party. Okay. Your party lacks leadership. And the reason it lacks leadership is because no fucking decent leader wants to lead an army of dumb motherfuckers. It represents that.
They're going to lose.
All right. And here's the other part. they continue to hammer that same message down people's throats. People have rejected this. The woke culture, all the shit, it's over, okay? And this sympathizing, dude, guilting people into certain things only works when they're in a good situation and the other person's in a worse situation.
But when you guilt people when they have trouble buying fucking eggs and the reason they have trouble buying eggs is because your administration killed hundreds of millions of chickens for no reason. OK, to create a shortage right now so that you could talk about it. Everybody's caught on to what these people are about.
You're about creating the problem, promising the solution, ignoring the solution, letting the problem get worse, and repeating that cycle over and over and over. Gavin Newsom's been talking about building a high-speed rail train in California for 20 years. And every year he comes in and he says, we just need a few more billion dollars and we can finish it.
Dude, you could have built a high speed rail system around the fucking countries, around the world, under the oceans and all that shit for the money they spent. All right. You guys are stealing money. You're all getting rich. And we all know you're stealing the money because you're all too fucking stupid to get rich on your own. All right. Like, let's be real about what's going on.
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