Andy Purcell

It's going to do the opposite.

Biggest hope.

I'm about to fucking freak out over here. I know you guys all, everybody's listening and watching.

I was born a fat person into a fat-hating culture, she said. I made myself sick trying to lose weight. Even when I was trying my hardest, I wasn't anywhere near a weight where people would say I was normal. This work felt like the only way I could survive. I wasn't going to live a life of shame anymore.

yeah okay i was born fat i was born fucking fat too see people don't do you know a lot of people don't know i used to be fat as fuck yeah 350 350 bro and not fucking like kind of fat like fat and uh she looks like she's about that too she's about that same size come on bro this is a sex expert there she is with her fucking corn dog Why do they always have corn dogs? Corn dogs, man. What is that?

That last woman that fucking attacked us, she was a corn dog eater, too. Remember that?

The breaded glizzy. That one looks like a real dick, bro.

How much sex you think she actually gets? Oh, man. Over under. I mean, I would say zero. Sorry, bro. You become a sex expert by having sex. You know what I'm saying? You can't just read about it. You've got to practice your fucking game. There's a practical application. It's like fucking sports. If you don't practice it, you ain't going to be no good.

I just refuse to believe she's getting a lot of practice. She could have some varsity. What you got, Joe?

Bro, she be eating all the fucking Willy Wonkas. Bro, Violet, you're turning violet. We're going to get fucking, she's going to do some sort of thing on us. Is that her boyfriend?

No, you got to have big and little.

Motherfucker, you think I don't understand that you see pictures of me? You can't have big and big. We both can't be sweating, bro.

No.

Yeah, it don't work. The physics. I will say this, though.

I think Alex is doing you a favor by stealing some of your food, bro. I think you should be thankful. I'm just being real, bro. You're down like 70 pounds. Like, that's a good thing.

I'll tell you this.

Look, bro, the woke culture is done, and they're still trying to hang on to it. Do they not realize that? No, because that's where it comes from. Yeah. That's where it comes from, bro. It comes from California. Fuck, man. Everybody else is just like, fuck California. California's gonna keep doing California shit. Bro.

I think the people who allow biological men to go into a women's prison should go into the opposite prison of what they are as well and have to live for like a year.

You know what I'm saying? Like if you think it's a good idea to put a biological man in with women because he's going to tell you he's a woman, you're a fucking idiot. And you're a danger to society. And those women were raped. And it doesn't matter if they're criminals.

No, it's not right. Those women were raped because people wanted to seem virtuous on the outside of the fucking prison. And that is fucking wrong. You know what I'm saying? It's fucked up. Because someone wants to say, I'm open-minded and I'm virtuous and I'm on this team. Women are facing life-ruining, life-altering, traumatic events. And these people go home and think they're good people. Dude.