Andy Purcell

No, I mean, to be fair, I'm sure dudes get raped in prison too, right? Like, Yeah, but it's by other dudes. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's kind of like the prison fucking hierarchy. Like, if you don't want to get raped, don't fuck around. Yeah. Or learn how to fight or whatever you got to do. I mean, men kind of understand the hierarchy of primal fucking control. Right.

You know, like, at least men of my age do. Yeah, yeah. Like if I go in there and, you know, I don't fucking fight and I don't fucking handle shit and I don't treat people right politically, you're probably gonna get fucked up. You know, keep your fucking mouth shut. Keep your eyes down. Stay to yourself. Stick up for yourself. It's pretty fucking simple. Don't drop the soap. Yeah.

Don't be in there for molesting kids. Yeah. I mean, oh, yeah. Yeah.

Bro, the thing is, brother, is most of the people in California aren't with this shit either, man.

You know what I'm saying? I think that's the other thing, man. It's like, because we went out there. I think they're cheating the elections just like they cheated the election in 2020. I think they've been doing that in California for a long time.

Maybe it was just a good looking raccoon.

I mean, yeah, but I've seen him during the day.

Yeah.

I don't know. It was pretty bad. Why don't you give it your best shot? Let's do this again. I don't know if I can recover from that.

Yes. We're not going to let you do that. So it's your time to do the ad. Do the ad. You know, that raccoon. I have to keep it with the raccoon. Motherfucker, do it. We need some product placement. You got to plug. See what you got.

For real? That's all you got? What you got, man? You got something better? Man, I was, you know, I looked outside today and I saw this raccoon and he looked a little crazy, but I think he was just thirsty. And so I happened to be drinking one of these amazing first form energy drinks, best energy drink in the history of earth. And I took a little dropper and I got some out of there.

Cause you look thirsty. And I put it and he drank it up, bro. And that raccoon, he fucking, and I am not bullshitting you. He fucking started to fucking fly and he flew away. And then he waved at me when he was going by. I said, thanks for the first form energy, Andy. And I said, you're welcome, buddy. So get yourself some of this, bro.

Because I'm going to tell you right now, it's going to turn your day around. How about something like that?

Yes, like that. That was good. That was a lot better than this. Motherfucker stole it. That was good. That's what I'm talking about. That was actually better than mine. Yeah, we got squirrels, man.

Yeah.

Hey.

What? No. Traditionally known for stuffing their cheeks with nuts.

Dude, that looks like a different kind of squirrel, bro.

It looks like a fucking mongoose squirrel. Needing protein is what it looks like. Shit, man. That don't look like a squirrel from here. No, no, no. Our squirrels, we got some fucked up squirrels some places too, though. No, bro. Our squirrels are much bigger than that. Yeah. And that one looks like a fucking rabies squirrel or something. It does. That does not look like a real squirrel from here.

Yeah, it's a squirrel, bro. Yeah, he's eating some meat. Yeah. He's tired of them nuts. His cheeks.