Andy Purcell

Man, everything's weird in California. Bro. It really is, dude. Do you remember that lady that was hula hooping? Dude, no, she was whipping herself with a whip.

Yeah, she was swinging a whip around and fucking, and whipping herself. That's weird. On the fucking side of the street. Just give it here, I'll do it for you. Bro, remember all this? I'll show you how it's done. Remember all those fucking trailers and camps and all that shit? Like, bro.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Bro, we rented that nice-ass house.

And, like, you walk outside a house and the fucking whole street was littered. Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying?

Like, people... It's weird how people think, like... Oh, I'm in California. And like, they think they're at the cutting edge. It's like, yeah, no shit. Nobody else wants to be there. Yeah. Nobody, you know, like saying you're from California is not a fucking brag anymore. No, it's like, it's like you can't afford to leave there.

Sorry, California people, but I feel like most of the good ones have left. Maybe. I don't know. I think they cheat their elections. I think most people in California aren't like the shit. I think most of them hate Newsom. And I think they all just think like, oh, well, everybody else here votes for this shit. So what difference does it make? We're going to be this way no matter what.

So they don't get good voter turnout. And if they do, the election is probably fudged. But I mean, dude, like I've known, I know, you know, all kinds of people from California and people that don't even agree with me on everything at all. And they don't like this, the shit out there. So I don't know. Yeah, man.

I mean, I'm down, you know, whatever, man. All right, man.

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