Andy Stumpf

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Oh, fuck, every day. And the problem is, he hears it, too. I was just going to say, does he hear it? Oh, my God. He wants to do merchandise. He has started... Were you there when he was telling... I think he was telling Leah, oh yeah, Flintlock. That's what everybody calls me. And I said to him, what?

Oh, fuck, every day. And the problem is, he hears it, too. I was just going to say, does he hear it? Oh, my God. He wants to do merchandise. He has started... Were you there when he was telling... I think he was telling Leah, oh yeah, Flintlock. That's what everybody calls me. And I said to him, what?

Oh, fuck, every day. And the problem is, he hears it, too. I was just going to say, does he hear it? Oh, my God. He wants to do merchandise. He has started... Were you there when he was telling... I think he was telling Leah, oh yeah, Flintlock. That's what everybody calls me. And I said to him, what?

Yeah, because I called that episode Flintlock Friday because that was the technology that was current when he was fucking young. He goes, yeah, everybody calls me Flintlock. And I said, dad, not a single person anywhere is calling you Flintlock. And he says, that's not what I heard. And I'm like, where did you hear that from? And he goes, you know, just the people. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, because I called that episode Flintlock Friday because that was the technology that was current when he was fucking young. He goes, yeah, everybody calls me Flintlock. And I said, dad, not a single person anywhere is calling you Flintlock. And he says, that's not what I heard. And I'm like, where did you hear that from? And he goes, you know, just the people. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, because I called that episode Flintlock Friday because that was the technology that was current when he was fucking young. He goes, yeah, everybody calls me Flintlock. And I said, dad, not a single person anywhere is calling you Flintlock. And he says, that's not what I heard. And I'm like, where did you hear that from? And he goes, you know, just the people. Oh, yeah.

That dude tried to tell me. So did he follow you, Michael? No. Okay. So he did a recent episode. We were talking about Instagram. Okay. Two days later. My sister hits me up over text and says, I think somebody is pretending to be dad on Instagram because I just got this essentially non filled out account. But the name was Vaughn Stumpf and it just followed me.

That dude tried to tell me. So did he follow you, Michael? No. Okay. So he did a recent episode. We were talking about Instagram. Okay. Two days later. My sister hits me up over text and says, I think somebody is pretending to be dad on Instagram because I just got this essentially non filled out account. But the name was Vaughn Stumpf and it just followed me.

That dude tried to tell me. So did he follow you, Michael? No. Okay. So he did a recent episode. We were talking about Instagram. Okay. Two days later. My sister hits me up over text and says, I think somebody is pretending to be dad on Instagram because I just got this essentially non filled out account. But the name was Vaughn Stumpf and it just followed me.

So we need to check to see if somebody is pretending to be dad online. This is the same time period he got his new phone. Okay. So of which he needs fucking help. So I'm over there and I was going to try to sneak Life 360 on there so I could track him and his wife. He is now agreeing that it's probably a good idea that it's on there.

So we need to check to see if somebody is pretending to be dad online. This is the same time period he got his new phone. Okay. So of which he needs fucking help. So I'm over there and I was going to try to sneak Life 360 on there so I could track him and his wife. He is now agreeing that it's probably a good idea that it's on there.

So we need to check to see if somebody is pretending to be dad online. This is the same time period he got his new phone. Okay. So of which he needs fucking help. So I'm over there and I was going to try to sneak Life 360 on there so I could track him and his wife. He is now agreeing that it's probably a good idea that it's on there.

So when we find them in a park somewhere lost, we can go get them. I'm scrolling through the apps and I see the Instagram app on there. I'm like, hmm. Click on it. Von Stumpf, all lowercase, no profile picture, zero posts, following seven different versions of my name, none of which is the correct account, and my sister. So I started asking him about it. Dad, why'd you download Instagram?

So when we find them in a park somewhere lost, we can go get them. I'm scrolling through the apps and I see the Instagram app on there. I'm like, hmm. Click on it. Von Stumpf, all lowercase, no profile picture, zero posts, following seven different versions of my name, none of which is the correct account, and my sister. So I started asking him about it. Dad, why'd you download Instagram?

So when we find them in a park somewhere lost, we can go get them. I'm scrolling through the apps and I see the Instagram app on there. I'm like, hmm. Click on it. Von Stumpf, all lowercase, no profile picture, zero posts, following seven different versions of my name, none of which is the correct account, and my sister. So I started asking him about it. Dad, why'd you download Instagram?

He's like, I didn't. And his wife starts chiming in. You know he doesn't know how to do that. There's no way he did it. Like, do you think a fucking mouse came in here and started typing, you know, downloading Instagram? Finally, he admits, he's like, well, I was curious what it was. And I just started pushing buttons. I didn't know what I was doing. Like, you randomly, this is the...